Attached to the
website is a messageboard which has a worldwide membership.
GlescaPal Nell, now living in London, is Admin on the messageboard
and it was her idea to compile this GlescaPals ‘glam’ calendar much
to the amusement of the ‘Pals. The comments came fast and furious!
Nell appealed tae the
GlescaPals tae email her their ‘photos’ tae be published oan a
ASB “Whey-hey! Are yese a' gonnae be in the scuddy?”
Nell “NAW down boy, no the scuddy it's aw gonny be done in
the best possible taste”
The patter was flowing and many members were being ‘coaxed’ into
providing a photo.
“Ah'd like tae oblige, honestly - but ah jist sewed masel intae ma
winter longjohns oan 1st October. If ye want tae wait tae the end o
May, ah'll be happy tae gie yese a pinup photie - but ye'd better
hiv a lotta pins”
“Colleen suggested thit aah pose nekkit wi a guitar covering ma
nether regions. Problem is that aw ma guitars urr too wee!!”
it'a a laugh, ye cin dae a nice pose, hide the bits that matter and
leave the rest tae the imagination” “By the way Scotty
should you no chinge your wee saying tae ‘Lord of the G Strings’"
“Well, that's ma photie done and e-mailed mah man is still laughin'
hiz heed aff, he couldnae haud the camera steddy fur laughin”
Goldie “ ah know whit ye mean, we were the same here, mah man
couldny keep the camera steady fur laughin, then that started me
off, an we jist didny get a photie right away, took three tries till
we got wan”
“Well ah done mine at the peoples palace in FULL view of all and i
had a partner in tow!”
“Jim took mine oot in the garden (common hussy that ah um
It took aboot a dozen goes tae get wan because ah wiz laughin' so
much, then ah drapped ma prop
naebudy's seein' that photie, ah've deleted it
jist hope that Google wiznae takin' a photo fae it's satellite in
the sky that day, they'll think there wiz a full moon in the middle
o' the day!”
Aye C'moan webbie, yer admin man & gal urr game
want oor webbie oan oor GlescaPals Glam Calendar, ye cin always pose
as Santa wi' a sack full o' toys hidin' yer naughty bits
started a petition tae get me tae take mah kegs off and pose
furr a photie! Surprise surprise the names came fast and furious “
we canny hiv a calendar without a photo o’ the
wis the cry??” Aye right, thought I and suitably replied.
“Many thanks furr yer petition.. whit the hell hiv ah let mah self
in furr! I was at Jeromes photo studio this morning at Brigton
Cross tae get a professional 'shoot'. It shut years ago
apparently. So ah went wi the wee bluebell doon tae the green tae
get an ootdoor shot o' me in the buffty. Tae show aff mah green
credentials, so tae speak. Ah gote arrested furr indecency. See
ahve gote a polis record noo because of this GlescaPals glam
Aye ye kin take the man oot o' Brigton......
“Ah hope they're no gonny try ye in the Juvenile Court”
“That's a wee bit under the belt Carlin”
“Hey Annie, Ah'm realy lookin furrit tae seein yur photie,
it must be good, if it needs the Webmaister tae haud Norrie's tripod
Wance the calendar hits the market, Mammies willnae hiv tae frighten
their weans witless wi stories o bogeymen an Flannelfeet - the full
horrors o the Glesgapals Glam Calendar will be enough tae send them
tae bed screamin fur mercy.
“Ahv been asked aboot whit charity we kin gie the money tae, and ah
wid like tae nominate the Carntyne Pensioners Club run by mah sister
Jessie and her pal Joan, they get nae funding, and work tirelessly
fur the pensioners” Unanimously approved
As Webmaister of this wonderful
website I’d like tae thank my admin gal Nell and her son in
law Doug for putting this 2010 GlescaPals calendar together,
it was all a bit a fun and the patter from October tae December 09
has been brilliant. A wee Glesca pensioners club will benefit from
your donations. So all that is left for me, is to sincerely wish
you, a Happy, healthy and Prosperous New Year, God Bless you all.